pairings where they “hate” each other but would be devastated if anything happened to one another aRE MY FUCKING WEAKNESS
I wish I remembered more from this show
Oh dear god why has no one marketed this idea yet? Avengers sitcom!
Natasha and Clint will be the two who aren’t officially a couple but everyone thinks they are or should be. Steve and Bucky will be the couple that is officially together but break up every now and then over a tiff (but they always work it out). Thor will be the huge guy who everyone thinks is intimidating at first but ends up being a sweetheart. Bruce is the friend everyone goes to for advice, and Tony is the guy who cobstantly tries to look cool but is really a major nerd. And Loki is the one who gets everyone into awkward/unpleasant situations but no one will tell him to stop because c’mon he’s an adorable little prick (bloodthirsty, but still adorable).
I am too invested in this idea.
So my high school got a gender neutral bathroom
how all guys should react if a girl doesn’t want to.how all girls should react if a guy doesn’t want to.
how anyone should react to anyone that doesn’t want to
And now my dad hides the salt from me…
A few days after the salt line incident, the lights flickered in the kitchen and my dad looked at me and said “don’t you dare. You lost your salt privileges”
So I was watching Supernatural and my dad walks in and all casual says ” Is this the show that your second cousin is in” and I’m just kinda like “ha ha dad very funny” but then he says “No seriously, his name is… Marvin? Mica? I don’t know, something weird like that.” and he just walks away
That’s the story of how I found out that I’m related to Misha Collins and died
les mis au where everything the same except instead of red and black they sing “tell m more” from grease.
who’s asking cosette though
[deep valjean voice]
tell me more
tell me more
What I love about Deadpool is that he’s got 2 attractive woman on his side and he’s more excited about Waldo. I love accurate cosplay.
one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’
is this the same dad that once called you dad
no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit
IT HAS BEGUN
THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN
THIS LEVEL OF SPOOKY IS TOO INTENSE
favourite people: EMMA WATSON.
"From a young age, I didn’t really want to follow the crowds, even if that made me unpopular or not cool…I probably should try a lot harder to pretend to be cool, but I’m really not."
today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer