IJustReallyLoveWolves
Ryan: It tastes like dead children.
Michael: How many times have you tasted that before?
Ryan: You can't just open up the book of my life to the middle.

karkalicious-carcinogeneticist:

x-lilou-chan-x:

askfordoodles:

teamdauntlesstribute:

disneytasthic:

princesshollyofthesouthernisles:

unf-hans:

thisdisneyday:

Handsome princes indeed.

SOMEONE PLEASE ADD HANS AND KRISTOFF

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Prince CHarming’s face is the only one that looks normal.

TARZAN’S HEAD IS ALMOST COMPLETELY DETACHED FROM HIS BODY

DIDNEY WORL

Didn’t you forget someone~? imageimage

OH MY GOD STOP

everyone is a hostage in the maze.

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.

lemondifficult:

"Haha! Americans don’t have free healthcare!"

Yeah it’s actually a serious problem people are literally dying can this stop being a silly nationalistic insult?

appetisers:

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

They took the other crown away from me, and now they are stealing this one as well.

de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.

(via lcn71)

text post meme: howard stark edition

dignitea:

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

finding-what-is-lost:

spcshp:

pergus:

so i watched scott pilgrim vs the world again last night and the fact that im still picking up on things that i never saw before astounds me, like in this bus scene after the fight with matthew patel there’s a fucking bokeh filter on the front of the camera so when ramona is on screen all the out of focus bits are rendered as little “x”s and scott’s bits are little love hearts but when scott asks ramona if they’re dating now there’s a little ding from the bus as ramona’s turn to hearts like omg

the amount of attention to detail edgar wright puts into his films is absolutely baffling to me

this this this this

Holy crap haha